
Austin comes up with endless ways to entertain me. One of my favorite things about him at this age are all the little quirky phrases, words, etc. he either mispronounces, misuses, or just invents. I remember my goddaughter at this age–she would say “baby” instead of “maybe” or “offer” instead of “flower.” I guess it’s pretty common, but I just love all of Austin’s funny things.
1. Anything he asks for, he wants it “biggie, biggie.” Sometimes even “biggie, biggie, biggie.” This means he wants his sippy cup as full as it can possibly be. Or his pile of ketchup on his plate to be towering.
2. He wants his clothes to be “clean-washed.” And he will smell them to ensure freshness.
3. He can “dude” anything by himself. Stop, Momma! I can dude it myself.
4. He calls his brother, “son.” As in, “Get over here, son.” Ridiculous.
5. Tickle= tickie, tickie
6. Clip my ‘ingernails.
7. I grow big, Momma.
8. plain=plane. i.e. “Do you want plain milk or chockey milk?” “Airplane milk, please. ” “Let’s not wear that plain t-shirt. It’s boring.” “I want to wear this airplane shirt, Momma.” Damn homophones.